Stupid Headlines 092417

Barry Mayıs 25, 2022

Stupid Headlines 092417

It’s time again for

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

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Aspen police: Taking selfies with bears is never a good idea – Advice that was never needed before legalizing marijuana.

Scottish man on trial for 'causing hatred' by posting joke video of dog saluting Hitler – I hate and am offended that they call this causing hate…it frightens me. They should charge the people calling this a hate crime with causing hate.

Sign Language Interpreter Reportedly Issued ‘Pizza’ Warning During Irma Update - Statistics show that only 10% of the 24,000,000 deaf and hard-of-hearing people in the United States understand sign language. The other 90% rely on captioning. But then the sign language dude is just so much more politically correct.

Cameraman Absolutely Trucks Cheerleader at NFL Game – He accidentally ran her over and she was unhurt…I was hoping it was a typo.

Police seek 'mad pooper' woman jogger who's defecating shamelessly on people's front lawns – You can’t say she doesn’t give a shit!

California hotel will deliver 10-pound doughnut to your room – Welcome to the hotel in California, you can shove your face, if you’re a big disgrace, plenty of room in the Hotel in California, we have a huge doughnut here, wash it down with beer.

Tractor-trailer makes wrong turn, ends up on Atlantic City Boardwalk – You can’t make this stuff up:

“The driver of the tractor-trailer reportedly said he was following the directions of his GPS device and found himself on the boardwalk.”

Domino's sex couple faces jail time for 'obscene and disgusting' acts – I thought Domino’s was supposed to deliver the goods.

Murderer sues Kansas prison for 'imposing Christian beliefs' – Prisoner is upset by that “Thou shalt not kill” thing.

Parrot Places Online Shopping Order by Mimicking Owner – That explains a palate of crackers on the from door.

MOST DISGUSTING NEWS:

Bodily fluids found in Detroit airport soap dispensers – Ewww, I read no further!

FEEL-GOOD NEWS:

Heroic Dog Saves Life Of Boy Stranded In Sierra Madre Mountains – I like cats, but if I’m stranded anywhere, give me a dog!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dog-saves-stranded-child_us_579f6eeae4b0693164c1dd3d

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Come back again next week (maybe) for more